i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (3XL)
i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (3XL)
i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (3XL)
i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (3XL)
i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (3XL)
i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (3XL)

i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (3XL)

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i don't fuck republicans booty shorts, size 3XL

machine-embroidered quote stitched in various colors of thread on the right booty-cheek. 

95% cotton, 5% polyester, grey or black shorts with white accents. very stretchy elastic waist and soft fabric. these fit as expected, but they are meant to have a short and tight fit. if you want a looser fit, size up from your normal size! (last picture is an example of how they fit, I am a size XL! pink shorts are NOT the item being sold)

measurements when laid flat (approximate):

waistband widest point (bottom seam) inseam front seam
small 11" 17" 2" 9.5"

medium

12.5" 18.5" 2" 9.5"

large

13.5" 19" 2.5" 10.5"

xl

14" 20" 3" 10.5"

xxl

15" 20.5" 3"

11"

3xl 16" 21" 3"

11"


ALLERGIES NOTICE: these have been washed with tide free and gentle laundry detergent. there are no scents and no dyes.