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i don't fuck republicans booty shorts (black)

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i don't fuck republicans booty shorts, black, sizes s-xxl

machine-embroidered quote stitched in white thread on the right booty-cheek. exact placement may vary from pictures!

95% cotton, 5% polyester, black shorts with white accents. very stretchy elastic waist and soft fabric. these fit as expected, but they are meant to have a short and tight fit. if you want a looser fit, size up from your normal size! 

measurements when laid FLAT (approximate):

waistband widest point (bottom seam) inseam front seam
small 11" 17" 2" 9.5"


12.5" 18.5" 2" 9.5"


13.5" 19" 2.5" 10.5"


14" 20" 3" 10.5"


15" 20.5" 3" 11"

ALLERGIES NOTICE: these have been washed with tide free and gentle laundry detergent. there are no scents and no dyes.